shinymaplesquid: shinymaplesquid: I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours” #welcometocanada I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe UPDATE: I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS (Source: pancakessexual, via amycore)

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via amycore)

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kingkiba:

walrusprincess:

emo

Ew

ouch

I’d punch anyone in the throat who doesn’t think this is cute as fuck

then u should punch kingkiba he’s being rude ://

What a fucking nerd

u.,.,.,.

Stfu up

kys yourself 
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